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Surprise Demotivational Poster


SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.


TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm
Been done, and anonymous...


NINJAS - They can strike anywhere, at any time.


TAGS: ninjas racing surprise motorcycles
Rating: 3.71/5

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wonkycactus - March 10, 2011, 5:01 pm
that guy is about to have a horrible day


72 VIRGINS -


TAGS: trekies surprise suicide bomber wakes up to klingons
Rating: 3.15/5

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twill1962 - October 16, 2012, 10:12 pm
Considering this couple has a kid, that means they CAN'T be virgins! FAIL!


HOT WATER -


TAGS: surprise cold shower humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 12:11 pm
Oh I don't know. That's kinda k**** XD
lgvernon - April 8, 2016, 10:55 am

Well, this and using his razor...(I was YOUNG, ok?)
JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 8:07 am
HAHA there's no better reason for a divorce than that. Beats infidelity, abuse, lack of commitment e.t.c. ^^^^^Up


JOHN KRAMER -




SURPRISE -




VALENTINE'S DAY -


TAGS: happy valentine s day surprise
Rating: 4.56/5

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psychosythe - February 16, 2011, 9:59 pm
like me and my x girlfriend except i had a gun hidden in the rose


HALLOWEENIE -


TAGS: goth dress down surprise
Rating: 4.87/5

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culos - November 1, 2010, 4:58 am
Is there an apple and tree story behind this? Don't be shy, you can confide in us...


SURPRISE - In real life, there are things that surprise us, not only because they don't seem to suit the expectations at all, but also because we are unprepared.




SURPRISE! -




FALSE HOPE -




SNOOZE BUTTON -




PLAYING DIRTY -


TAGS: playing dirty you always get surprised from those whom claim to love you
Rating: 4.4/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Very nice Rerun! 5dirty birds for you!


Good Advice -


TAGS: morning surprise
Rating: 4.93/5

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WTFO - October 21, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks for the praise.
spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:52 pm
HA! Reminds me of the scene in the Godfather, but more horrific. 5L
MissPriss - October 21, 2013, 11:22 am
Been there, done that, had to buy a new t-shirt...teehee
GaryO - October 21, 2013, 10:04 am
WTFO…..one of the reasons Motifake lives. Please, man, more of these.


GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeards memories surprise party
Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - April 8, 2013, 8:38 am
PARTY!!!???


CAT PEEP HOLE - 'Cause that mutt ain't smiling for nothing!


TAGS: cats dogs surprise funny
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - December 14, 2012, 8:17 pm
Would be good at digmydog as well.


MARKETING -


TAGS: kia work horse motor show show girls surprise
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - March 23, 2011, 11:39 pm
KIA - also known as Killed In Action. Not the best selling point for veterans.


THE HELIUM/OXYGEN RATIO - Grey's still working on it


TAGS: happy birthday surprise
Rating: 3.82/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:27 pm

a birthday wish for somebody who always has the opposite view.
GreyScorpion - July 2, 2010, 5:47 pm
I'm still working on that bourbon/Ice ratio too. but I'm getting closer..5L


MEDICAL ERRORS - Yes, Mr. Jones, we're going to have to run that colonoscopy just one more time.




RUN BOYZ RUN -


TAGS: neverland ranch surprise
Rating: 2.86/5

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bOB cHIN - October 28, 2009, 3:54 pm
Didn't see the "heavy" in small print above Petting Zoo. Oh Michael we will miss you. Is this really "it"?
Rambo Terror - June 25, 2009, 8:53 pm
Too Soon! pffft crack up!
Agamemnon218 - February 28, 2009, 2:40 pm
I just wanted to ride the ferris wheel!


ART -


TAGS: art reality surprise sagan
Rating: 2.73/5

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Derek - December 29, 2009, 10:13 pm
Great quote.


LOGICDUDE -


TAGS: always good for a surprise
Rating: 3.75/5

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LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 10:48 am
I was waiting for the ladies cross-****ry team...I guess I was a bit "premature"...again.


SURPRISE! - Nothing ruins your day as that little molehill




Body Language -


TAGS: surprised doctor wtf
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:25 am
That doesn't mean I hate Canadian doctors, just the ones in the States; oh, my freaking God! Over here, they act like car salesmen.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:21 am
Only if in mid-laughter the doctor drops dead. :-D
MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 2:36 am
Does it mean pretty much the same thing if he starts laughing uncontrollably?


ROMANTIC BEACH WALKS -


TAGS: walking romance surprise humor poster
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 5:25 pm

Then there was this one time, at band camp...
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:36 pm
Oh gawd...stomach...hurts...can't breath! Thanks for the laugh and the somewhat similar memory.


I was wrong -




NOTORIETY -


TAGS: carcass vultures mob surprise zebra
Rating: 4.57/5

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Haarakkon - June 26, 2010, 5:56 pm
Oy!
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 12:09 am
Truth.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:48 pm
That is one "D" from being a supre timmy poster! LOL! 5L


Unwanted Questions -




this just in: -


TAGS: surprise
Rating: 3.67/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 10:05 pm
I Think This Is The Truth That Hurts.


LISTEN MATILDA -




SEA SURPRISE - Suddenly that recliner pool floaty seems woefully inadequate.




POPCORN MONSTER -




MICKEY MOUSE - Got taken out by the Pied Piper.




Proactive Necro. -


TAGS: dead surprise
Rating: 2.42/5

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Dream Police - May 23, 2008, 3:25 pm
Sorry, no. That's step four.
Kathleen. - May 23, 2008, 8:00 am
Step three: Profit!


EASTER EGG -


TAGS: surprise snow egg
Rating: 2.17/5


YOUR FIRST FRENCH KISS - How old were you?




SURPRISED! - This Police Officer definitely is




SNAKE SURPRISE - It's whats for dinner. Brought to you by the Snake Council


TAGS: snake dinner surprise august 13 food
Rating: 1.5/5

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CANADA - August 13, 2009, 12:00 pm
Temple of Doom was an epic movie


LAST SURPRISE -


TAGS: mortician surprise death macabre humor
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 9, 2015, 4:12 am
very funny
mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:28 am
HAHAHAhahaha! I think this is an awesome idea. JW, taking it to the next level of awesome! I think fireworks, especially 'whistlers', 'bangs', aerials, and colored smoke bombs would be fun--- 5 ROTFL lions!
lgvernon - November 7, 2015, 11:47 pm

Thanks, guys!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2015, 11:36 pm
OMG! This is awesome! I've already chosen to be cremated, but now I'm bringing a bag of unpopped kernels with me at all times just in case! BWA-HA-HA!
JesusWept - November 7, 2015, 11:00 pm
How about a stick of dynamite in the b***? L L L L L


Memories -


TAGS: forgetful memory party surprise aging
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 9:16 pm
Well thanks for the orgots Thedge.
Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:13 pm
What was I gonna say??? 5F orgots.


Words Of Wisdom -


TAGS: father son advice twist surprise
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 12:44 am
Thank you my mushy Mr. Gary
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 12:39 am
Thank you son..er...'cern. Teehee
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 12:38 am
No need to worry just takes a little time off once in a while to refuel the insanity. Thanks Jesus.
JesusWept - September 10, 2015, 12:04 pm
We were getting worried about you, MissPrimate! 5.
concern3 - September 10, 2015, 5:50 am
well said a 5er
GaryO - September 9, 2015, 10:22 pm
Love this'n Missy. you talented monkey. 5/F


Tradition -


TAGS: thanksgiving surprise
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - November 22, 2014, 11:56 am

Nope. The best part is the snappy repartee. Why would I run away from that. Besides, I so love the look of horror on their faces when it begins.
GaryO - November 22, 2014, 11:52 am
Naw, but she IS a carrier
Reality Lord - November 22, 2014, 11:22 am

lolz...so frickin good greeny. ps...anyone else here think maybe lg is "that" aunt...LOL
GaryO - November 22, 2014, 10:16 am
Yes, to the forum (LG at her best)
ughomer - November 22, 2014, 7:58 am
Great!
EmilioDumphque - November 22, 2014, 1:22 am
"Do those shoes come in women's sizes?"
spacedog - November 21, 2014, 10:13 pm
5/f
lgvernon - November 21, 2014, 9:57 pm

Oh, the stories I could tell...in fact, to the forum...passageway! 5L greatness!


father's day -


TAGS: surprise
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - June 21, 2015, 2:23 am
funny, very funny a 5er
mizzdizz - June 21, 2015, 1:36 am
Surprise! Happy father's day! As they start carving up that tall turkey together....Just another happy family holiday! Enjoyed this waaaaay too much RL! 5 darkly laughing goth lions!


WHAT A COINCIDENCE -


TAGS: ginger kids paternity genetics surprise
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 30, 2016, 4:23 pm

Thank you, JW!
JesusWept - March 30, 2016, 2:46 pm
Haha good one! Up.


'Tis the story -


TAGS: life relaxation crap surprise
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - April 20, 2015, 8:49 pm
Story of my life...


Culture Clash -




If You Can't Beat them -


TAGS: beat join saying surprise
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:57 am
Dizz...just be sure to use an aluminum one...wood is prone to leaving slivers. Too easily traced back from the scene of the crime.
MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:54 am
Oh Yuk...I like a man with a sharp...er...tool? Come on over sometime and we'll throw a few back...teehee.
mizzdizz - February 20, 2015, 4:56 am
If you can't beat them, try a baseball bat!!!
theyuk - February 19, 2015, 6:55 pm
^into a friend^
theyuk - February 19, 2015, 6:53 pm
The surest way to get rid of an enemy is to turn him into friend. Then stab him in the throat when he ain't lookin'.


Say What? -


TAGS: words surprise thinking others speaking
Rating: 4.64/5

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mizzdizz - December 17, 2014, 5:56 am
Unashamedly redheaded, but I'll try to blonde it up a bit Big O!
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:24 pm
Us auburns have been known to have a few good ones occasionally too. But for you Mr. Gary, I'll try to keep them as blonde as I can.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:22 pm
Thanks
GaryO - December 15, 2014, 8:38 am
I do love a blonde blurt
concern3 - December 15, 2014, 6:15 am
yes a 5er


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